Let it be known that I am thankful for many things this Thanksgiving holiday: my faith, family, friends and health to name just a few.
However, I will not hide the fact that there are many things in this world I am NOT thankful for! After you give thanks, take a moment to fess up.
I’ve compiled a brief list from a few from friends I queried. Please take a look at them and submit that thing you’re NOT thankful for:
Manually fillable ice cube trays – Kendall
Phillip Seymour Hoffman in a Thong – Teresa
Metric Tapeworms – Mary
High water pants with white shoes – Luke
Fish Poetry – Chris
Pay toilets – Harry
Animals with holes in them – Chelsea
Wall Street bailout beneficiaries – Lee
Douvet Covers – Holly
People in ski masks – Jonavan
Anime fillers and itchy socks – Rick
Political promises – Andy
Bird poop – Jake
Abbreviations – J
Dog fashions – Sid
The Detroit Lions – Jeremy
Ten gallon hats and small minds – Devin
People who say “irregardless and nevertheless” – Nat